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		<description>The latest ten episodes in No Show</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 19:48:24 EST</pubDate>
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				<title>Pop Mockers 04: Dirty Kids and Crane Kicks</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-04-Dirty-Kids-and-Crane-Kicks/</link>
				<description>Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast - Episode 4: Dirty Kids and Crane Kicks
On This Episode:
1. Old people on Facebook
2. Ridiculous parenting products
3. The most trouble we got into as kids


And this just in:
President Obama recently announced his support for gay marriage. He also assures everyone that this has nothing to do with his frequent massage appointments with Jon Travolta.




Facebook Police
Old people on Facebook!






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Craptastic Product
&quot;where we talk about craptastic products&quot;
Parenting.com&#039;s list of ridiculous parenting products

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Weekly Rant
&quot;Where we choose a random topic... and talk about it&quot;
Cowan got caught telling dirty jokes and drawing dirty pictures when he was a dirty kid!

Nate got in trouble for serving a well-deserved flying crane kick to a Sunday School bully!

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				<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 19:48:24 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-04-Dirty-Kids-and-Crane-Kicks/</guid>
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				<title>The Hank & Hal Show 4: Tax Returns</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/The-Hank-Hal-Show-4-Tax-Returns/</link>
				<description>Tax Returns
Hank and Hal compare tax returns.

Written by Chris Cowan</description>
				<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:18:19 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/The-Hank-Hal-Show-4-Tax-Returns/</guid>
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				<title>Pop Mockers 03: Terrible Cartoon Reboots</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-03-Terrible-Cartoon-Reboots/</link>
				<description>Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast - Episode 3: Terrible Cartoon Reboots
On This Episode:
1. Fishing for Facebook Compliments
2. Clean quickly with the Shticky
3. Cartoon shows that have been destroyed by reboots
This just in:
 Katie Perry says she&#039;ll be releasing a 3D concert movie the same week as Marvel&#039;s The Avengers. Umm.... best of luck, Ms. Perry....
Facebook Police
&quot;Where we police facebook&quot;





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Craptastic Product
&quot;where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff&quot;
Clean in a quickie with the Schticky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg
Weekly Rant
&quot;Where we choose a random topic... and talk about it&quot;
Cartoons we watched as kids that suck in the rebooted versions
Mickey Mouse

Classic Mickey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJjTiM2xdc

House of Mouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LcWUknPss4

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsZPHL22RU

Looney Tunes

Classic Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFrUY2kMlfA

Tiny Toon Adventures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsG4bva02o

Baby Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzX7RWn9Qa0

NEW Looney Tunes on Cartoon Network:
&Acirc;&nbsp;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNdpo7XDX_E


Ninja Turtles

Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-RPp_j2Jk

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgnrIAigm7Q


Batman

90&#039;s Batman: The Animated Series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx9r5enZsk

&quot;The Batman&quot;:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5PEkOCRmtk
If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please&Acirc;&nbsp;let us know!</description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:49:41 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-03-Terrible-Cartoon-Reboots/</guid>
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				<title>The Hank & Hal Show 03: Conspiracy</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/The-Hank-Hal-Show-03-Conspiracy/</link>
				<description>Conspiracy
A disconcerting article prompts Hal to track down a conspiracy.

Written by Nate Henderson</description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:26:17 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/The-Hank-Hal-Show-03-Conspiracy/</guid>
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				<title>Pop Mockers 02: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-02-Things-We-Hate-About-Movie-Theaters/</link>
				<description>Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast - Episode 2: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters
On This Episode:
1. Our first Pinter-arrest!

2.Craptastic April Fools Products

3. Top 5 things we hate about going to movie theaters
This just in:
 Three people were shot today. April Fools! Oh, wait&acirc;€&brvbar; there really was a shooting? It was actually seven people? The police are waiting to notify families? It&#039;s April 6th? I feel pretty bad right now.
Facebook Police
&quot;Where we police facebook&quot;


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&quot;This is my exact body shape... weird.. I mean to the T, big hips, small waist, big boobs. I just need that serious tan and then continue to shape and soften up my curves too. And I got this after 3 kiddos, so I can&#039;t complain.. b/c I&#039;d say I probably weight 10 lbs more than this girl but yeah! So happy to have our shape!&quot;
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Cowan: Yeah, TJ. Too bad I was trying to create an incredibly detailed masterpiece and not just playing some dumb doodle-guessing game.

&quot;Kent&quot;: Doesn&#039;t change the fact Iron Man has too much yellow.

Cowan: You sure got me there, Teej. :-)

Esther: Yeah Chris iron man has too much yellow. Other than that it&#039;s a perfect depiction. You really dropped the ball on that!!
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Craptastic Product
&quot;where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff&quot;
ThinkGeek.com&#039;s 2012 April Fools Products:

 Hungry Hippos for iPad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM1n8QC0LeQ


Admiral Ackbar Singing Bass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUowrnlMSPc
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Keurig K-Cup 5-Star Meal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq3L1ZxzMRY

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Weekly Rant
&quot;Where we choose a random topic... and talk about it&quot;
Nate Henderson and Chris Cowan discuss the&Acirc;&nbsp; TOP 5 Things We hate About going to Movie Theaters

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If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please&Acirc;&nbsp;let us know!</description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:26:17 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-02-Things-We-Hate-About-Movie-Theaters/</guid>
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				<title>Pop Mockers 01: Jesus VS Satan</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-01-Jesus-VS-Satan/</link>
				<description>Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast - Episode 1: Jesus VS Satan
On This Episode:
1. Jesus versus Satan

2.Crappy gifts for the First Worlder in YOUR family!

3. Religious Reposts!
This just in:
Prior to Whitney Houston&#039;s passing, many friends said she was very happy, and even witnessed her &quot;cracking up&quot;!
Facebook Police
&quot;Where we police facebook&quot;


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Craptastic Product
&quot;where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff&quot;
FirstWorldLiving.com: First world solutions to First world problems.

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Weekly Rant
&quot;Where we choose a random topic... and talk about it&quot;
Despite being a Christian himself, Cowan despises religious/inspirational reposts, including:

- &quot;clever&quot; quotes by God:



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- &quot;This is the Stuff&quot; by Francesca Battistelli

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				<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:26:18 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/Pop-Mockers-01-Jesus-VS-Satan/</guid>
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				<title>No Show 56: The End</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/No-Show-56-The-End/</link>
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Episode 56, February 10th, 2012

Facebook Police: Facebook Cancer/Nicotine Burrito

Craptastic Product:&Acirc;&nbsp;&quot;Reusable Disposable Cups&quot;

Weekly Rant:&Acirc;&nbsp;No Show is ending, but stay tuned for our new podcast; Pop Mockers!

Coming Up Next:&Acirc;&nbsp;&quot;That Annoying Neighbor&quot; by Chris Cowan</description>
				<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:45:59 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/No-Show-56-The-End/</guid>
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				<title>55: Drop the SOPA</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/55-Drop-the-SOPA/</link>
				<description></description>
				<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:35:51 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/55-Drop-the-SOPA/</guid>
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				<title>54: Ain't No Secret</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/54-Aint-No-Secret/</link>
				<description></description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:10:32 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/54-Aint-No-Secret/</guid>
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				<title>No Show Rewind: "Barbies Revealed"</title>
				<link>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/No-Show-Rewind-Barbies-Revealed/</link>
				<description></description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:41:50 EST</pubDate>
				<guid>http://play.callisto.fm/podcasts/by/noshow/in/No-Show/episode/No-Show-Rewind-Barbies-Revealed/</guid>
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