Hold the phone Dora! Ken Mehlman, the chairman of the Republican party during the aggressively anti-gay Bush years, has unexpectedly come out of the closet, saying "It's taken me 43 years to get comfortable with this part of my life." Mr. Melhman is one of the most awful, hateful politicians who spent his entire political career actively fighting against gay rights by helping to get elected many of the nation's most anti-gay politicains, including President George W. Bush. So why come out at all, and at this point? Join us as we scratch our collective heads until they are raw and bloody, wondering why of all people, Oscar winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black is welcoming this gay supervillain with open arms. UPDATE: DLB takes it back, saying he's dialing back his congratulations: And all the hot news: Khurram Sher, A Canadian Pakistani man who once auditioned for Canadian Idol is arrested and charged for Terrorism, Kellan Lutz is caught smoking by his momma. Artists united against Lady Gaga. Will human meat be on the menu in Germany? And lock up your daughters and your liquor cabinets, Linday Lohan is out of jail and back on Twitter. Featured Music: Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga (Bonus Track Version): iTunes RSS FEED #124; SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES SUBSCRIBE ON: GOOGLE